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KHManiacs
Todo sobre Kingdom Hearts 2 & 3, Chain of Memories, 358/2 Days, Birth by Sleep, Coded, Re:coded y lo que rodea a KH en español [Square Enix]
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old-riku
Lord of Darkness
Registrado: 24 Dec 2005
Mensajes: 2945
Promedio por Día: 1.32
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 Publicado: 15 Mar 2010 1:44 am Título del mensaje: EVIL PLAN
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http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
GO!
| Cita: | Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, shocked by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
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Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true. |
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Lupo_13
Sabe el secreto de la felicidad
Registrado: 16 Sep 2006
Mensajes: 1670
Promedio por Día: 0.85
Ubicación: Madrid, la mayor parte del tiempo...
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Publicado: 15 Mar 2010 10:51 am
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| Cita: | Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armageddon clock, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you. |
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...
Ciao!
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All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.
I like watching the puddles gather rain...
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Tyler Durden
Guardián de las estrellas
Registrado: 18 Dec 2005
Mensajes: 6227
Promedio por Día: 2.77
Ubicación: Project Mayhem
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Publicado: 15 Mar 2010 2:00 pm
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| Cita: | Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, shocked by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy new york. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you. |
Amo a los ninjas. Y cuando vi lo del traje, pensé en ti, Lupo xD
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donald-mage
HYPE! HYPE! HURRA!
Registrado: 22 Jun 2006
Mensajes: 1625
Promedio por Día: 0.79
Ubicación: En el foro, ahora mismo
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Publicado: 15 Mar 2010 3:10 pm
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Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a rock star. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. |
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 By Eren (L)
¡Visitad mi relato corto "La corta vida de Eric Donovan" y postead!
¡Y no os olvidéis de mi OTRO relato corto, "En la habitación"! (realmente debería pensar en un nombre mejor)
Multitud pasmada: ¡¿OTRO, señor Pato?!
Pato: ¡Exacto, pequeñuelos! ¿No es increíble?
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Eren
Holy Shadow
Registrado: 31 Dec 2007
Mensajes: 599
Promedio por Día: 0.4
Ubicación: Norte
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Publicado: 15 Mar 2010 4:26 pm
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| Cita: | Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. |
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VeroW
Borracha, yo? Tururú
Registrado: 27 Apr 2008
Mensajes: 662
Promedio por Día: 0.48
Ubicación: En el foro o es que no lo ves?
Mujer
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Publicado: 15 Mar 2010 6:26 pm
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| Cita: | Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your secret death ray, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. |
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Lar Helios
Peligro al volante
Registrado: 18 Jan 2005
Mensajes: 442
Promedio por Día: 0.17
Mujer
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Publicado: 16 Mar 2010 12:35 am
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| Cita: | Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must poison the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. |
xD.
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 mercy lazo! :3
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Akira
Visualero de la porra
Registrado: 12 Aug 2007
Mensajes: 2463
Promedio por Día: 1.5
Ubicación: Northrend
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Publicado: 16 Mar 2010 12:51 am
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| Cita: | Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. |
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Delber
Lord of Darkness
Registrado: 12 Aug 2006
Mensajes: 1426
Promedio por Día: 0.71
Ubicación: Entre un sueño y la realidad...
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Publicado: 16 Mar 2010 1:17 am
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| Cita: | Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. |
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Solo Acaba de empezar...
KH2-HOTH | 3D y efectos especiales | Novela | AeWorksStudio
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Dark Sefirot
Son of Jenova
Registrado: 10 Mar 2005
Mensajes: 2585
Promedio por Día: 1.02
Ubicación: FanZone
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Publicado: 16 Mar 2010 7:29 pm
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Ale, sigan posteando lo mismo.
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Normativa Wk-C-20: “Que busquen en Google, hostias”.
Leyendo ComicsBlog donde analizo y comento los comics según van siendo publicados en las Américas
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